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I got angry at my hair today. My hair didn't do anything other than what it does every day. I have a curly unmanageable mop that regularly taunts me by poking me in the eye. It also sticks up in weird ways. Sometimes there is a weird curl that taunts me. By noon I have weird waves in the front from repeatedly pulling it behind my ear. It also has chia pet syndrome.. As the day goes on it gets bigger/fluffier/fuzzier. Anyways.. this morning it made me mad. It was all the way down to the center of my back. After watching too many tiktok videos that gave me a false sense of wisdom it is now just past my shoulders. I lost zero extra pounds as a result.
Everyone around me seems to have diet pills, surgery, and motivation. I have motivation until 3 pm every day. I would like to buy some motivation in a bottle please. It should motivate me to see everyone losing so much weight around me but.. it's not. I started a book series where there is a weight loss guru who has a special program where he locks people in a cabin until they accept they need to lose weight and do something about it. I don't even think this strategy would work on me. I feel like I would find a way to train squirrels to bring me thin mints.
Tonight I'm going to come up with a plan. I don't know what that plan will be but I'm finding a plan or a cabin to lock myself in.
Diet Calendar Entry for 04 March 2024:
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859 kcal
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Fat: 43.10g | Prot: 40.81g | Carb: 52.68g.
Breakfast: Bob Evans Pork Sausage Link - Kids, Dunkin' Donuts Extra Extra Creamer, Coffee, Coffee, Dunkin' Donuts Extra Extra Creamer. Lunch: Twisted Tea Half & Half Hard Iced Tea, Cheddar's Top Sirloin Steak - 6 oz. Snacks/Other: Power Crunch Protein Energy Bar - Peanut Butter Creme. more...
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