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11 June 2008

Not sure how today is gonna go. I am gonna be super busy and I am not sure if I will have time to exercise. I was supposed to be off work today but got called in. After work I have to go to Jefferson City to my Grandparents house for dinner. I am worried about this cuz they do not eat healthy. They are from the country so everything they cook is fried in grease and smothered in gravy. I am gonna eat a small meal before I go so that maybe I won't eat as much. I am hoping they do not have dessert because that is my weakness.
In other news, tomorrow is my birthday and I am so happy about how supportive my parents are of me. We are going to the river and having a weanie roast. My Mom bought me turkey dogs, baked chips and she is making me an angel food cake instead of a regular b-day cake!! This makes soooo happy because they are helping me take care of myself so that I can be around for many more b-days!!

10 June 2008

10 June 2008

09 June 2008

Dieter's Prayer


Lord, my soul is ripped with riot
incited by my wicked diet.
"We are what we eat," said a wise old man!
And, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can !

I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain,
But, at my present weight, I'll need a crane.
So grant me strength, that I may not fall
Into the clutches of cholesterol !

At margarine I'll never mutter
For the road to hell is paved with butter.
And cream is cursed, and cake is awful,
And Satan lurks in every waffle !

Give me this day my daily slice,
But cut it thin and toast it twice.
I beg upon my dimpled knees,
Deliver me from jujubes please !

And when my days of dieting are done,
And my war with Snickers bars is won,
Let me stand with the heavenly throng,
In a shining robe...size seven, long !

I can do it, Lord, if You'll show to me,
The virtues of lettuce and celery.
Teach me the evil of mayonnaise...
Of pasta a la Milanaise, potatoes a la Lyonnaise...
And crisp-fried chicken from the south ...
Lord, if you love me... shut my mouth !



- Author Unknown
Submitted by Lisa


09 June 2008

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