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ok....
funny story of how my 5 point lunch turned into a 19 point trip to olive garden:
1. My boss cannot do two things at once. While running around flustered last night trying to close the store AND deal with a shoplifter...she locked her keys in the cash office.
>}O
so...
2. Since I am the only woman there man enough to ever do ANYTHING...she pages me
>.>
"White can you please come to the back I'm going to need some help"
3. Rut rohs....I head to the back to see the predicament. After a quick assessment of the situation I start barking orders for a bobby pin, credit card and ladder.
4. I try to pick the lock, but of course it is the wrong kind.
DOH!!!
5. I try the credit card, and can get past the first mechanism, but not the second.
DOH DOH!!!
6. Finally a ladder arrives while I'm trying to break in through the supply room ceiling. After breaking a ceiling tile, I give up and position the ladder directly under the tile above the door.
o.O
7. I slowly climb to the very top rung- no- the very top-period- of the ladder and shakily poke my head through the ceiling. I realize there is no way I am going to have anything strong enough to hold onto to flip myself onto and through the next tile.
-.-
8. I call for a broom. While waiting I push back a tile so I can see in the room. One arrives and I manage to lower the broom into the door, and start poking at the handle. It turns half way, then stops, agonizingly close to opening.
XO NOooooo!
9. Using my MacGyver-like physics abilities, I come up with the only feasible solution:
_________OO_____
10. Praying to Jesus Job Jahova and Bojangles, I sling my boobs over the top of a small structural wall in the ceiling and lift a foot off the ladder. Thrusting with all my might, my Wonderbra keeping me perilously balanced, I push and the door opens!
ugh.
11. I get down slowly with the slow purposeful motions of someone who knows they just saved someone's hide. After the cheering subsided, I slowly raised my eyes to my boss. Without a shred of a smile I said:
"Y'know what?" -.-
"What?" o.o
"You're a dumbass." -.-
I then proceeded to clock out and leave.
12. Ahh, but what does this have to do with Olive Garden? You do the math:
(Embarrassed Boss + Employee with Big Mouth)*9 Witnesses= .....
If you got:
payoff
cash money
making it rain
or any other euphemism, congrats. Have a bread stick, on me.
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Diet Calendar Entries for 06 March 2010:
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1518 kcal
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Fat: 38.28g | Prot: 35.98g | Carb: 229.87g.
Breakfast: skinny macchiato, coffee, weight control oatmeal. Lunch: Salad, chicken and gnocchi soup. Dinner: healthy choice lobster cheese ravioli, mushrooms. Snacks/Other: skinny macchiato, coffee, smart ones peanut butter cup. more...
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3307 kcal
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Activities & Exercise:
Shopping - 8 hours, Driving - 1 hour, Resting - 7 hours, Sleeping - 8 hours. more...
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