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Thank you all for the comments....
Today October 9th John Lennon would have been 71 years old.
Today is my Birthday too...My wish is that in the DISTANT future someone somewhere would say
Wow.... Bobby( That's my real name) would have 100 years old today.....
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Turning 53 means that when I feel athletic I go to a sports bar.
53 years old. Bodywork and mechanics need slight attention. Runs on gas.
Caution! Fifty three year old cleverly disguised as an adult.
Happy 29th anniversary of your 53rd Birthday.
53! I think I should demand a recount.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
You would know that your over fifty on your birthday when you get to date women half your age without breaking any laws.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
remember It takes seventy-two muscles to frown, but only thirteen to smile. I hope I made you only use 13....
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