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Time to play ...I will walk the entire course...
If you were to sweep me off my feet.......you would have to be a broom.
A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
The more I get to know people, the better I like animals.
he odds are a million to one
against my being one in a million.
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty
Unless you're the lead dog, your view doesn't change.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Yo mamma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says.... to be continued
You have to take the bad with the worst.
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Smile.... It confuses people!
The problem with getting a life is making the payments.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
The best things in life are for a fee.
There is no job so simple that it can not be done wrong.
Where there's a will... I want to be on it.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
Old accountants never die - they just lose their balance.
If your parents didn't have children,
chances are you won't either.
I'm the person you're mother always warned you about.
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