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i'm feeling so much better and it's nice and foggy and gloomy outside...lol ,so i'm headed to play, I will walk the entire course....
1) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3) Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
4)Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
5) Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
6) Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
7) What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic.
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"
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