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perfect weather and I'm off to play....but as always i walk the entire course.
I'm not going to lie ,maintaining is tough....but we know it would be....I will to continue to kick it's ASS as best as i can.....
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
if you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission
Do not drink and drive
or u might spill the drink.
a man went to a wise man and asked him a question. the wise man said, ‘idk, ask a woman’!
Hating me wont make you pretty!
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end
Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!
So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
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