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]It's actually RAINING here with lightning....69 degrees......weird weather....
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.
There was these two friends that were very competitive in everything....One day Joe says to Bob, I bet i can make love to my wife more times in one night than you can to your wife.....Bet is on ....
So they get motel rooms close to each other...and the night begins....Bob starts around 8pm and finishes and proudly marks a scratch line on the wall.....again at 1:30am....job done.. marks another scratch line.it's around 8am and Bob finally marks one more scratch line.....There's a knock at the door and Joe is there he asks Bob how did'cha you do..... Bob points to the wall and Joe yells One hundred and eleven....oh......man you beat me by three!!!!!!!!!
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