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Marshe Overton posted this on her facebook page. It felt like she was talking just to me, and I had to share.
I recently visited a mental institution. I asked the director "how do you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?" He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub." I said "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No, a normal person would pull the plug... Would you like a bed by the window?"
Diet Calendar Entry for 23 August 2011:
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1505 kcal
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Fat: 81.14g | Prot: 64.85g | Carb: 132.64g.
Breakfast: Crumbled Blue Cheese, Sliced Pepperoni, Plain Mini Bagels, Whipped Cream Cheese. Lunch: low fat cottage cheese. Dinner: Low Fat Ice Cream Cups - Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Turkey Franks, Singles Sharp Cheddar Cheese Slices, jumbo biscuits. Snacks/Other: Mini Babybel Gouda Semisoft Cheese. more...
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