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I'm doing really Well.I'm off to play..I will walk the entire course..
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer. Don't block the TV.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband lies down every night? - A widow!
The more I know people - the more I love my dog.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.
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