Shrewdness's Journal, 15 February 2024

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I wish I had a human that would cut my treats in half! Unfortunately, I had sent my hubby the picture from the Dollar General store. He said I love sardines, I said I love Vienna sausage. When I got home he had made a breaded Vienna sausage appetizer with special dipping sauce. I wish I had bought him sardines. Reminds me of the joke, a cod leaned into a sardine at a bar. "I've got something to tell you, but you can't tell a sole."😄

We had the appetizers, tortilla chips, and a small piece of cake with ice cream. I’m surely not gonna weigh in for a few days. My husband and I are going to have to clean up our eating habits. We’re getting pretty bad. He’s in perfect shape, but he is a diabetic just from his genetics, so he needs to be more careful and more on top of his carbs. Unfortunately, he is my sugar daddy.😁

Well, I gotta run to work because my hubby is my sugar daddy, but not moneywise.🫤 It’s National Gumdrop Day, so hopefully I’ll chew gum today instead of chocolates.😃

Have a Terrific Thursday!🌺☀️
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LOL on the meme. Hubby had chemo for Valentine's Day so it was not all that much fun.

15 Feb 24 by member: -MorticiaAddams

awe, very nice!! @-MorticiaAddams I hope hubby is feeling well today. I watched my nephew at 4 go through chemo. 🙏

15 Feb 24 by member: Marlene Get Serious

I cannot deal with half treats. All or nothing.

15 Feb 24 by member: liv001

🤣 this is hilarious!

15 Feb 24 by member: angelcullen333

Like StrongBad's opinion on fun size candy bars: "What's fun about smaller candy bars?!?"

15 Feb 24 by member: Burnitu9

Isn't that some kind of oxymoron? Half a treat? Like jumbo shrimp!

15 Feb 24 by member: Laurie62707

I didn't know that husband can be shortened to hubby. The more you live the more you learn.

16 Feb 24 by member: genshin78

Who broke their diet in half and tried to pass off half to themselves as the whole thing? (Raises hand) Sorry, as both the victim and perpetrator of this scheme, you are not entitled to any compensation.

17 Feb 24 by member: Agnes Z

Morticia, my friend, how is your hubby doing? I hope he isn’t too ill from the side effects. Many many people chemo was the answer.👍