I went to the Doctor the other day to check out a couple of moles on my back , he said you nothing to worry about losing a few would help as for your ugliness there are plastic surgeons available . I said my gambling habits takes care of losing pounds and because of my habits I can't afford plastic surgery, I guess I'll have to grow old lonely!
Diet Calendar Entries for 27 April 2023:
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2519 kcal
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Fat: 85.88g | Prot: 56.93g | Carb: 385.35g.
Breakfast: Gala Apples, Bananas, Tetley Green Tea, Sainsbury's Scottish Porridge Oats. Lunch: Aldi Cocktail Sausage Rolls. Dinner: Sainsbury's Mackerel Fillets in Tomato Sauce, Everyday Essentials Medium Sliced Wholemeal Bread. Snacks/Other: Gala Apples, Costa Coffee Cappuccino - Oat Drink - Medium, Pear, Dried Cranberries (Sweetened). more...
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2974 kcal
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Activities & Exercise:
Walking (slow) - 2/mph - 3 hours, Weight Training (moderate) - 15 minutes, Sauna - 1 hour, Resting - 11 hours and 45 minutes, Sleeping - 8 hours. more...
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