-MorticiaAddams's Journal, 25 November 2022

It's Black Friday!!!!

Now the jokes-

I was too lazy to go out shopping today, so to make it feel like Black Friday, I went ahead and punched a few family members.

I actually enjoy Black Friday. It’s the one day I know exactly where all the nut jobs are and how to avoid them.

What is the day after Black Friday called? Broke Saturday.

What happens when a mall loses power? Free Black Friday.

Diet Calendar Entries for 25 November 2022:
1964 kcal Fat: 84.55g | Prot: 90.47g | Carb: 221.70g.   Lunch: Marketside Classic Iceberg Salad, Olde Cape Cod Light Honey French Dressing, Jimmy Dean Premium Pork Maple Sausage, Bacon Grease, Smart Balance Omega Light Buttery Spread made with Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Bob's Red Mill Oat Bran Hot Cereal, Egg White, Lewis Bake Shop Keto Bread, Great Value Naturally Hickory Smoked Lower Sodium Bacon, Clementines, Kentucky Legend Brown Sugar Ham with Natural Juices. Dinner: Cornbread Stuffing (Dry Mix, Prepared), Turkey Breast Meat, Mt. Olive No Sugar Added Sweet Gherkins, Libby's 100% Pure Pumpkin, Blue Diamond Almond Breeze Unsweetened Vanilla Milk, Jell-O Fat Free Sugar Free Instant Butterscotch Pudding, LaBrea Bakery French Dinner Rolls, Lindsay Large Black Olives, Mezzetta Jalapeno Stuffed Olives, Vlasic Bread & Butter Pickles, Butterball Turkey Gravy, Cranberries, Del Monte Whole Green Beans (Canned), Kraft Jet-Puffed Miniature Marshmallows, Great Value Unsalted Sweet Cream Butter Sticks, Sweet Potato, Kraft Cool Whip Sugar Free. Snacks/Other: Apple Dessert Crisp, Peter Pan Creamy Peanut Butter, Celery, Skinny Pop Popcorn, Sam's Choice Swiss Dark Chocolate 90% Cocoa. more...
3120 kcal Activities & Exercise: Reading - 3 hours, Bathing - 20 minutes, Desk Work - 3 hours, Cleaning - 2 hours, Cooking - 3 hours, Sleeping - 8 hours, Resting - 4 hours and 10 minutes, Washing Dishes - 30 minutes. more...

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Good one, two, three 🤣🤣🤣 
25 Nov 22 by member: LivinBreezy
Thanks! 
25 Nov 22 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Truth  
25 Nov 22 by member: iron_playground
🤣🤣🤣👍👏 
25 Nov 22 by member: Anne Stephanie
You made me smile!!🤣🤣 
25 Nov 22 by member: Diana 1234
I've never actually shopped on Black Friday and after seeing the picture of the dog I don't think I ever will. LOL.  
25 Nov 22 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Never done it, never will. Not my thing. 
25 Nov 22 by member: Katsolo
I agree, Morticia. Mindful consumption shouldn’t just be about what goes in our mouths. 
25 Nov 22 by member: Avocado Tea
Yes, some of us just have to say no.  
25 Nov 22 by member: -MorticiaAddams
Sequestered myself from The Crowds.  
25 Nov 22 by member: FourWheeldrive
I actually went to Costco but all their best discounts are online so the place was practically empty 
25 Nov 22 by member: abbadabba
We have Scheduled Power Cuts here 🙄 Sooo it was a True Black Friday! 🔦🛒 
26 Nov 22 by member: The Conscious Eater
ha ha ha!! 
26 Nov 22 by member: unity1234
black friday has a tendency to make me embarrassed to be human.... 
26 Nov 22 by member: unity1234
Nope. Not worth it. 
26 Nov 22 by member: Kenna Morton
Had a memorial service to go to yesterday. I'm such a not shopper that I'd forgotten what day it was and couldn't figure out why there was so much traffic 🤣 Finally it dawned on me 🤔🌅 
26 Nov 22 by member: writingwyo
I'm a former minimalist so shopping has never really been my thing. I have friends who shop every day and it just amazes me.  
26 Nov 22 by member: -MorticiaAddams
For years I was up very early to be at the store before all the shoppers arrived. It was fun & exciting in it's way. Yesterday, we drove past the Outlet Mall to get to the Gym. The traffic was crazy, with lanes backed up with people trying to get into the mall. When we left we went a route off the main hwy. & got backed up due to the roundabout. When we got past that Hubby turned off & we really took the back way to get home. I'll do my shopping later when it's a little less crowded & crazy! 
26 Nov 22 by member: SherryeB
Yes, this is not the kind of excitement I crave.  
26 Nov 22 by member: -MorticiaAddams
For years my sister n law and I shopped on what is now called Black Friday. We were always the only people in the mall getting great deals. Then Black Friday started and we stopped. 
27 Nov 22 by member: caraken

     
 

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