I accidentally wrecked my "Gotta-lose-at-least-15-lbs-by-the-end-of-the-month" strict diet plan I made up by binge-eating an entire bag of microwave popcorn AND half an order of small fries from Burger King.
My 20-year-old daughter brought her french fries into my bed where I was laying down at 7 pm ready to go to sleep early. I looked up how many calories and carbs are in one bag of the popcorn AFTER I ate them and said, "F*ck-it... gimme some of your french fries child!" She was nice enough to stop me from eating all of the fries by moving them out of my reach as soon as I started acting like a crazed starved lunatic. I was too tired and weak to attempt getting up for more so I gave up.
Today I took a caffeine pill at 3:30 pm to hopefully get me through the next couple of hours of this day without crashing early from a lack of energy like yesterday. I pre-paid for my evening yoga class in a few hours to prevent myself from skipping like last week.
Oh, and... those diet pills were totally fake. I knew it. I finally found a picture of what they are supposed to look like and mine don't look like that at all. I quit taking them and surprise - still no side effects - Now I am contemplating splurging the $60.00+ for the REAL bottle of pills.. or finding another inexpensive placebo.