Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 09 May 2013

This morning lil man decided he wanted part of my bagel. The first piece he nibbled on for a lil bit.. then fed to Bear (the dog) so I gave him another piece of bagel. The second piece I told Bear not to touch so he's sitting there all pathetic looking, eyes bugged out, drool coming out of his mouth. I'm trying to convince little man not to feed Bear. He's waving the bagel in front of Bears face. Yelling Dag Dag Dag. He wants the dog to eat the bagel! We were doing so well.. until little man decided to pet Bear with his bagel. Normally he just smacks him. This time.. nope it's a full on body rub here let me put some butter on your fur rub down. At which point eh.. it's ok to feed Bear the bagel. Now I'm trying to convince the boy to feed the dog and he's running away laughing. *smacks head* They both ran off into the living room and Bear came back licking his chops. Hopefully the bagel was eaten by the dog and wasn't shoved behind the tv stand. Teaching the dog control.. Score! Teaching lil man to listen? FAIL! Maybe I should pull the clicker and tiny treats out to try and train the boy.

I had a -809 calorie deficit yesterday! Not 1000 but it's an all time high. At this rate I should be able to lose 1.5 lbs a week. The sitter is trying the military diet. I googled it. Eh.. NO. It looks like a 800-1000 calorie diet with a scoop of ice cream every night. She lost 6 lbs in 1 week. She sucks. Ok not really.. she's a wonderful sitter but she keeps losing more than me. Therefore.. she sucks.

I only cursed 1 time yesterday when I was at lunch with Thynes but thats only because I was telling her what someone else said. I can't remember who said what though. I need to google brain food or something. The affects of no sleep, trying to figure out toddler logic, and not end up in a corner sucking my thumb is taking its toll.

Today I need to drink more water, get some vitamin C, and try to not get sick. Hubby is sick but he thinks its all the dust he's been sucking on the last couple days doing field work. Lil man's cousin who he goes to daycare with has Broncidis? I spelled that wrong and i'm too lazy to google. Little man isn't eating with his full I'm starving enthusiasm. Growth spurt done.. or getting sick? My throat hurt when I woke up this morning. The sitter told me she is feeling like she's getting sick. UGH! I refuse to let these people infect me. I don't have time to be infected. I'm going to go drink some honey and spray myself down with lysol now.

Oh... and never name a dog Bear. Sure his paws looked massive as a puppy and sure his dad out weighed him by 50 lbs but when you name a dog Bear they end up smaller than you think. Plus.. if you have bears that live around you.. as in real bears. When you yell BEAR! They think you're just yelling for the dog and they ignore you. *smacks head*

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1773 kcal

Fat: 45.67g | Prot: 116.74g | Carb: 229.98g.   Breakfast: Coffee (Brewed From Grounds), Friendly Farms Fat Free French Vanilla Creamer, Whole Wheat Multigrain Bagel, Peach Greek Yogurt. Lunch: Waffle Fries, Clover Honey, Baby-cut California Carrots, Pork Chops (Top Loin, Boneless), Organic Girl Baby Spring Mix, Ken's Steak House Kens Lite Creamy Parmesan with Cracked Peppercorn Dressing. Dinner: Pork Chops (Top Loin, Boneless) , Low Fat Ice Cream Sandwiche - Snickerdoodle, Oreo Like Cookies. Snacks/Other: Chewy Granola Bars - Honey Almond Flax. more...