Definition of New Year Resolutionist from Urban Dictionary:
"A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face"

Welp, that pretty much sums me up. The new year seemed to be a good time to kick start an exercise routine and start eating more cleanly. I've been in training for a new job with the Army for the last 13 months, during this time I've gained 15+ lbs. With about 3 more months left of training, I'd like to leave with my health somewhat in tact.

Leggo!