thecoach's Journal, 28 April 2011

Maintaining well... I have wonderful weather here this week and I go
off and play golf.All my FS friends here that had TERRIBLE weather and still log in and journal comments ,plus even the thought of exercising
You all should be applauded, I for one am truly IMPRESSED ...
So with that said I'm off to play a round lol...I will walk the entire course

A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary’s apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don’t wake up until 8PM later that night. They quickly get dressed and the man asks his secretary to take his shoes and go rub them in the grass. The secretary thinks this is pretty weird, but she does it anyway.
The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door. The wife is very upset and asks him where he has been.
The husband replies, “I can not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. We left work early today, went to her place, made love all afternoon, and then we fell asleep. That’s why I’m late!”
The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, “I see those grass stains all over your shoes. Please don't lie to me ..You’ve been playing golf again, haven’t you!”
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Hey, Coach...this weather has been terrible hasn't it? Hope the Dodgers are doing well. Have fun golfing! And don't forget to rub your shoes on the grass! ;) 
28 Apr 11 by member: ctlss
Coach Have fun on the course..I'll be glad to see little Will with his eyes open. What color are they now. ......Bren 
28 Apr 11 by member: BHA
Enjoy your golf Coach! And well done for the maintaining! 
28 Apr 11 by member: triaby
Good morning, Coach! I decided to start learning golf after I read this joke you shared..Have a great day and enjoy your golfing!:) 
28 Apr 11 by member: happynow
His eyes are blue.......he'll be 3 weeks tomorrow and he does sleep alot ,But I think he's sleeping now because he's going to stay up with his Nana to watch the Royal Wedding....LOL  
28 Apr 11 by member: thecoach
That's funny Lily....GOLF IS Definitely FOR SWINGERS...LOL 
28 Apr 11 by member: thecoach
LOL 
28 Apr 11 by member: ctlss
LOL That was great coach enjoy your outing, thank your Trolly Dodgers for beating the Marlins last night. The Fish scare me.  
28 Apr 11 by member: Kingcole35
Lol, that is a good one. Have a great day of golf 
28 Apr 11 by member: skinnygirl130
Enjoy your "golf" bwa ha ha ha ha!!!! 
28 Apr 11 by member: Junebug7210
I wouldn't let the missus see this entry Coach...you just blew your alibi! 
28 Apr 11 by member: mammasix
Nice compliment to those with the tough Winter as you are right they deserve a big pat on the back. Glad you are maintaining Coach as you have done very well for a long time now, and that is amazing too! TOWANDA!!!! 
28 Apr 11 by member: Lisa Online
Glad you are doing well Coach and thank you so much for the kind words on my journal. Really made me think and I say to hell with the people who feel that way...They don't have to read our journals...lol 
29 Apr 11 by member: chattycathy1955
Awwwww his little eyes are open. Thanks for sharing this with us Coach Have a great Friday.........Bren 
29 Apr 11 by member: BHA
Coach, I did not watch the game...glad I didn't...lol! BUT...On a happier note...Got my SAINTS SEASON TICKETS and I'm on the lower level section 127!! YAAAAAY! ((End zone, but still....we have been on the waiting list for 5 YEARS!!!)) I'm stoked! Lets hurry up and get to September! Of course it'll be here before we know it. :) 
29 Apr 11 by member: macarooon
WOW I saw a SAINTS game against the RAMS in the early 80's the superdome was AWESOME...there was a fast food chinese place outside called TAKEE OUTEE and served the best teriyaki chicken on a stick I ever ate, hmmm I wonder if it's still there? 
29 Apr 11 by member: thecoach
Ach...Jealous. No pro football in Reno. Enjoy that! I have a house full of Saints fans..(thouh I am a Dolphins guy)  
29 Apr 11 by member: mikecontos
@ mike You have a minor league baseball team in Reno. Minor league baseball is awesome. I'm going to see a game in Reno, my son in law's nephew plays there....  
29 Apr 11 by member: thecoach
Coach- That little baby grandson of yours is too cute! :] I hope you have a great weekend ahead of you! 
29 Apr 11 by member: Shae206
Ahhh coach- love your jokes!!! We will be having some good weather today- Yahoo. I will be walking my yard, almost like a course, and carrying shovels, almost like clubs, and if I pretend I can imagine that digging weeds is replacing divots and in my own imagination I can be playing golf instead of yardwork : ).  
30 Apr 11 by member: sharonfriz

     
 

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