Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 19 August 2014

Dear Baby (who still currently has no name),
Get out!
Thank you,
Your mother

Slight uptick in weight again. Still under 205 though! It seems wrong to be joyous to not be over 205.. but there it is. I think with little man I almost reached 220. I'm pretty sure at least 3.5 lbs of it is the half a watermelon I ate last night. That's my story at least. It could also be the sausage biscuits and gravy I had for breakfast yesterday... Or it could be the fact that I haven't been to the gym since last Thursday. I believe I may have been slightly addicted. I now look at co-workers coming into work with their gym bags on their shoulders with jealousy. I'm tempted to find one about my size and snatch their bag so I can go run on a treadmill for 10 minutes. News at 11.. strange round woman suspected in a string of gym bag thefts.

It's suppose to be nice out though so today I'm walking laps around the office in hopes this kid decides to arrive sometime today. I had random contractions last night but nothing that went anywhere.. just enough to remind me.. Oh CRAP! This is going to hurt like a mother.... There was more to that thought but I'm attempting to not curse again. Little man is now running around the house yelling the F word.. and panting. Apparently I pant when I feel a contraction. I would tense up.. pant.. little man would pant.. then he would yell ow.. F word! I still don't think hubby has a clue what was going on. He was too busy watching Dallas trying to come up with a name for the baby. Or so he says.. I think he just wanted to watch Dallas. Little man on the other hand found the whole thing very entertaining. I just hope he doesn't start panting today.. at daycare.. dropping the F bomb.

Tonight.. it's the elliptical at home. I don't care if I have to tip the farm hand to carry it down from upstairs and put it in the middle of the kitchen. After today the hay is baled and this kid has no reason to wait. I don't care what his father says. Get out!

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I canNOT believe you're still weighing. And pregnant. And still trying to not cuss. You are way too ambitious for me. Bring back the whining. I miss the real you. 
19 Aug 14 by member: FullaBella
Should I attempt to journal while in labor??? hahaha If you really want to see me curse and know what I think of pregnancy that would be the time to record some thoughts. As for weighing in.. well that's just so I can show a massive drop in weight and feel some sort of accomplishment without alot of work. When else can you show a big drop like that?? 
19 Aug 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
Get Out, Get Out !!!! for your mommy's sake Get Out !!! Sending you lot's of strength, good vibes, and well wishes for the days to come. Have a great day ! :) 
19 Aug 14 by member: SherrieC
BTW.. jumping jacks don't work. They just make you pee a little.  
19 Aug 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
Well, if you did journal in labor FS would replace your profanity with pound signs so that wouldn't be any fun. ##### this ### out of my ###. LOL. Maybe you could call little nameless baby 'two' or 'littlest man' as he'll now have a bigger brother who won't be the littlest man any more. I dreamed I had a baby last night. Not pregnant or labor. Just.. it was there. And I was happy about it. Then I took a job as a cashier at a grocery store. I have no idea what those mean but I should hang up now and let you get on with your lamaze practice. 
19 Aug 14 by member: FullaBella
You are such an awesome lady I love reading your your posts on here and I can imigine you are an awesome mom too. And if you are as you say so cone shaped now is your husbands name Beldar? Have a wonderful day and yes if you want to exercise I say do it and wish you a safe quick labor and delivery :) 
19 Aug 14 by member: Rockiesfan
Bella your dream could be onto something! I had little man after an hour in the grocery store stocking up on things, pushing a cart, and attempting to resist my urge to run over people in the middle of the aisle... he arrived the next day. Maybe I can talk a co-worker into letting me push them around the cube farm. Obviously office chairs have wheels for a reason. We should test them. 
19 Aug 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
You could go shopping for me.. I need water... 
19 Aug 14 by member: FullaBella
Walking around the buildings at work.. didn't work. Jumping up and down while going around the building.. resulted in construction workers mouths dropping. Child.. still not coming out. Up next.. cartwheels. 
19 Aug 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
Can we start a contest on when you are going to have the baby? 
19 Aug 14 by member: aggie95
So has the husband recommended Bobby or J.R. as a name? Oh girl, I pray that this baby delivers painlessly and quickly for you. OK - I know painless isn't an option so at least quick. Maybe that is what he's waiting for...you need to decide on a name and then he'll decide to show up?!?! 
19 Aug 14 by member: mgrill
If he's waiting for a name he will be 20 before he comes out then it will be neither quick or painless. lol It could be painless.. if I can talk the epidural guy into meeting me in the parking garage. I wonder what kind of a tip you have to give to get that kind of service. 
19 Aug 14 by member: Ms Elizabeth
I'd be getting epidurals as soon as the plus sign showed up on the stick... 
19 Aug 14 by member: FullaBella
Anyone used the 'a pound of black licorice and sit on top of the washing machine on the spin cycle' method of kicking off labour? Anyone? :D 
19 Aug 14 by member: northernmusician
oh no watching Dallas can't be good for picking a name - Bobby or JR? 
19 Aug 14 by member: AilaOne
He will thank you some day that you weren't watching reruns of Bonanza or you might name him Hoss... 
19 Aug 14 by member: eddie1261
The day is still young, hope it's today!  
19 Aug 14 by member: Bkeller1023

     
 

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