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Laughter is good for weight loss...
A friend went to Beijing
recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is
precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels
depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word
from Mandarin to English.
Getting
There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing
water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will
go round the bend. The manager will await you in the
entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all
new guests.
The
Hotel:
This is a family hotel,
so children are very welcome. We of course are always
pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are
available in the evenings
to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate
in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note
that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We
organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to
play with them self.
The
Restaurant:
Our menus have been
carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner,
our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle
with you.
Your
Room:
Every room has
excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter,
every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering
views of outstanding obscenity!
You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the
road between the hotel and the lake is used only by
pederasts.
Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage
of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and
underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above
All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.
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Here's hoping your belly jiggle enough to lose a few calories....
Have a great night to all my buddies.
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