Ms Elizabeth's Journal, 16 July 2014

Finally weighed in for the week after some ninja like moves, running through the house like a mad woman wearing only a towel that luckily didn't slip, and using both dogs as hurdles. All this because little man has decided he wants to stand on the scale toooooo.. while wrapped around my leg. Thanks.. but I don't need the extra 30 lbs and his big sister has taught him to pick the bathroom lock. It's either all this or risk him throwing the door open while I'm naked on the scale in the bathroom that is right next to the front door.. where people walk in.. without knocking.. at all hours. It's bad enough sitting on the toilet waving to my mother in law when she walks in because I had children who refused to shut the door as they ran laughing like hyenas from the bathroom.. after they picked the useless lock.. after letting both dogs in... who need to either lean on you while you're attempting to pee or want to sniff the toilet seat you're currently sitting on. *sniff sniff sniff sniff.. ahhhhhhhhhhhh* Note to self.. get one of those eye and hook locks for the top of the bathroom door. It could work.. until he figures out he can stand on top of the bathroom sink and lock himself in. Resulting in us having to break down the door to get him out as he TPs the entire bathroom and puts toothpaste in the dryer.. Hmmm .. note to self. Forget the lock. He will do it.. you know he will.

I was naughty and skipped the gym today. My husband and his band of merry men decided to make a 20 foot ditch from the house to the barn to run new electrical wiring and a new water line since the ones there were oh... about 50 yrs old?? This resulted in no water in the house so no laundry.. so no clean workout clothes. Because I only own two sets of workout capris at this point that fit. Why? Because there is no point in buying gigantic workout capris capable of housing my butt and a tiny child for 1 more month. Besides I do laundry every night anyways. And shorts?? uh uh. I could have stolen hubbies cotton shorts but well.. I have veins popping out of my thigh now so there's a little vanity and well.. I would have had to shave my legs higher than my knee. I will workout tomorrow. In workout capris. That give me the dillusion that I'm hiding something from the other workout people like veins and hair thighs. What can I say.. I'm lucky I can still tie my own shows. I'm not pushing it in an attempt to shave any more than I have to! Note to self... shave entire leg when you have 7 days to go till delivery. We don't want the leg hair incident from um.. last time.

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1323 kcal

Fat: 47.71g | Prot: 72.01g | Carb: 148.54g.   Breakfast: Casey's Sausage Breakfast Pizza, Cream (Half & Half), Coffee (Brewed From Grounds), Domino Sugar Sugar Packet, Atkins Advantage Cafe Mocha Shake. Lunch: Driscoll's Raspberries, Driscoll's Blackberries, McDonald's Premium Southwest Salad with Grilled Chicken, McDonald's Southwest Salad Dressing. Snacks/Other: Fiber One Protein Bars - Coconut Almond. more...