DairyFarmersWife's Journal, 09 August 2012

Photoshop Zoom + Before Pics = OMG!!!! Shock, Horror, and Denial.. Up until today I had myself convinced my boobs stuck out more than my stomach. Now... Well now I realize that the babyfat looks like a second set of boobs in a profile pic. Seriously! My body looks like a mountain range. Big mountain (boobs).. valley.. mountain (baby fat)... valley (waistband).. small hill (what I thought of as my baby fat from the first baby until the second baby came 8 yrs later... maybe bellyfat like boobs gets droopy after awhile). I would post my before pics but I gotta admit.. I'm weak and vain and still in denial... And I want after pics to post next to the before pics! Maybe they will see the light of day when there are mid-progress pics.

Also.. a word of warning.. never text your hubby and ask him if he thinks your gross looking after staring at photoshop before pics on 400% zoom. If he doesn't respond within 5 minutes you're devastated and convinced your the least appealing woman in the universe. If he doesn't respond within an hour.. you're convinced he's seeing someone else. In 2 hours time.. you're contemplating divorce. In 3 hours time.. you've convinced yourself you'd be ok single, you don't need a man. In 4 hours.. he calls you but you don't answer because you don't want an answer anymore. In 4 hours and 10 minutes time.. well you've listened to the voicemail he left telling you to pull your head out of your @ss because he knows you didn't answer and knows you well enough to know what went on in the 4 hours since he forgot his cell phone at home while he went to help his mom. In 4 hours and 12 minutes.. you call your hubby and pretend you dont know what he's talking about. Everythings hunkydory!

Diet Calendar Entry for 09 August 2012:
1486 kcal Fat: 44.15g | Prot: 46.92g | Carb: 217.56g.   Breakfast: Coffee (Brewed From Grounds), Instant Oatmeal - High Fiber Cinnamon Swirl, Plain Bagel, Coffee Creamer - Toffee Almond Cream. Lunch: Miracle Whip, Honey Roasted White Turkey, Baby-cut California Carrots, Multigrain Bread. Dinner: Buffalo Style Chicken Strips, Zucchini. Snacks/Other: nips, Extra Butter Popcorn, apple. more...
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Comments 
you are hilarious! did you know laughing burns calories!? 
09 Aug 12 by member: Lindsay6384
You've hit a familiar chord. I too have one of those scenic mountain range pictures. My daughter took the picture to commemorate a trip and posted it on my Facebook wall. Horrors! I'm keeping my Facebook account private until I can find a way to either hide it or delete it. Who did I think I was fooling behind baggy clothes, anyway? Apparently only me. It sounds like you have a wonderful husband who knows you quite well. You're a lucky lady! 
09 Aug 12 by member: jenkie5
i wish i had mountains on top! got molehills. 
09 Aug 12 by member: JessWhatINeeded
Jess You can have my new found moutain. It bounces when you do jumping jacks just like boobs. 
09 Aug 12 by member: DairyFarmersWife
I only do Jumping Jack Daniels. It's part of my Bacardio exercise. 
09 Aug 12 by member: JessWhatINeeded
I love your journal! My profile looks JUST like yours, and frankly the most exciting change in my 22 lbs lost so far is that I'm wider side to side than I am front to back, whereas before I was just a big ROUND ball. Um, I haven't shared before & after pics yet either - prolly too vain, but I'll get to it eventually! 
09 Aug 12 by member: Heidijoy
Don't worry DFW we all took awhile before we posted our first pics :) 
09 Aug 12 by member: triaby
LMAFO!! I have soooo experienced your mental breakdown!! Wait till you've lost some of the weight and he starts telling you how beautiful and sexy you are... and when you say to him, "I thought you said I was beautiful and sexy when I was 25 lbs heavier, were you lying to me? And as he fumbles for something to say.... and you feel like your marriage has been a lie! THAT'S the point when you will need to look at the before pictures. It'll help you realize why he lied his ass off for you!! I will happily share my before pics.... Because to be honest, its a pretty good reminder of where I DO NOT want to be!  
09 Aug 12 by member: tmhiggins
I just laughed so hard. That is hilarious. 
09 Aug 12 by member: stone-chick
At least you are dealing with baby fat - keep up the good work - it will take time but you know you've got this licked!  
09 Aug 12 by member: BuffyBear
Sometimes the journals just make me bust up laughing. The people here are so funny and I can totally relate to the mountains. I really hated it when I would look down at my feet in the shower and had to look past the mountains (boobs, second set of whatever you want to call it, and then my stomach). I am so much happier now. I lost most of that (well... managed to keep most of the boobs during weight loss :) and also thinned my thighs in the process so now I can wear skirts and not have my legs rub together. It is a wonderful feeling. 
09 Aug 12 by member: kimjinxie
great post, so helpful to laugh! My turning point came when I couldn't find the remote, until I stood up and if fell out from it's hiding place, under my belly. Didn't even feel it there! I had turned into my dad, and his 'pot-belly', which I abhorred when I was a kid. I do wonder where I will keep the remotes after I develop a 6-pack! 
09 Aug 12 by member: cerobit
Balance it on the 6-pack cerobit! :) 
09 Aug 12 by member: kimjinxie
Sorry to tell ya cerobit.... It won't matter, cause to maintain a 6 pack at our age... we won't have time for TV! ;-)  
09 Aug 12 by member: tmhiggins
lol! Nice ending :) 
09 Aug 12 by member: cindylynnwho
DFW - you crack me up every day! That sense of humor and absurdity will keep you motivated! Thanks! 
09 Aug 12 by member: HCB
You are hilarious! What did we do before cell phones when we really had to wait for an answer, lol! I've done the same thing to my hubby, then find out like yours he forgot his phone or has no reception (we run into that a lot in our little town!) I haven't taken any before pics, but I was walking at the mall the other day and looking in the windows of the stores wondering what was following me to realize it was my big ol' butt :) Hoping all these squats and lunges will reduce that!!  
09 Aug 12 by member: skirch97
I didn't post a pic other than my face for well over a year. Over time I got to know some pretty cool peeps and just did it lol. I still haven't been able to find a picture at my high weight of 185. Sometimes it more fun to post that before and after although I am sure you hubby is tight and you are beautiful the way you are! (As long as we are not wrangling our kids in Wegman's right??? lol) I have to admit I still go through the same thing tmhiggins said... I always think that people were lying to me and especially my husband. I can relate though... things whirl through my head especially whenever I am feeling down. Skirch I HATE STORE WINDOWS!!! Aren't they just the worse. It's like going by an accident. As much as you try NOT to look you just have to! 
10 Aug 12 by member: thynes

     
 

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