You lost what?!

I saw this on a friend's page (not on FS) and had to share it with you all.

I'm up to an elephant's heart... where are you?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11"
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½"
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

Love it

Heh - I've passed the amount of cheese (I probably) eat in a year - and I'm a pound away from a cinder block

p.s. Holy bananas - an elephant's penis weighs 60 pounds? Ew!

p.p.s. How is it possible that it weighs 4x that of a sperm whale's brain?

An elephant's penis weighs more than it's heart. I'm sure there's a message in there somewhere...

So THAT'S why I'm still single. I've been dating elephants all along!! HUH!

I've lost a newborn giraffe

and...here comes DK

Now that is a fantastic accomplishment Sarah! Great work!

not touching that one, thanks!

Wow... I'm gonna just be quiet and ponder this!

Sarah: Losing a baby giraffe is totally a wonderful accomplishment! You are doing awesome!

All FS members: Please, no one take me seriously! I don't take myself too seriously! Life's too short. I just make it my goal to smile more and make others smile along with me.

If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?

Congrats to every one's progress and continued success. Let's keep those animal body parts missing from our bodies!

Since starting my journey I have lost between an elephants penis and fats and oils an average American eats in a year
Since starting with FS I have lost the amount of cheese an american eats in one year.
I LOVE this. Thanks for posting. I am about to email my hubby telling him i have lost an elephant penis

Hahaha - that's awesome - dang elephants..

While using this site, I've lost the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year. Wow.

I ate that pizza erika lost, plus my own. I would guess there is at least as much variance in other species as in humans regarding genetalia size.

Currently, I have lost 2 more pounds than the amount of red meat that the average American eats in a year. Working towards that average adult man - or pretty close. Good luck everyone! Joyce

I lost an automobile tire!

I've lost a leg and a brain! This does not bode well for me....

I've lost a little over a sperm whale's brain!

Well now...somewhere between an elephant's heart and a small bale of hay! Not bad....

Now, if I could just lose a leg and end with a gold brick, life would be pretty darn good!