Food Haiku

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MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 16 Apr 2012, 14:31
And ode to Frank's Red Hot Cayenne Pepper Sauce:

Love Cayenne Pepper
Heart healthy fat burning sauce
Metabolic Boost

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Who's next with a "food haiku?"
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 16 Apr 2012, 14:48
Eating is my thing
I like food salty and sweet
Calorie counts help

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 12:53
Water is vital
Bodily functions need it
Drink it up each day!
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
rico123

Joined: Mar 11
Posts: 33

Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 15:35
My dog likes to run
He runs much faster than me
Where did my dog go
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 09:58
Diets aren't easy
Self-love must develop first
Success will follow!

Rico123: I love your dog haiku! And you put an exercise spin on it too!
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 10:00
I want a donut
It would be much better named
A don't-touch-it, please

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 10:14
sjcoray: good one! Here's my trouble food.

Please pass the popcorn
On second thought, no thank you
That's why my weight's up
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
peppymint

Joined: Aug 11
Posts: 99

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 10:37
I love broccoli
The more fiber the better
Time to go poop now!
rico123

Joined: Mar 11
Posts: 33

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 10:42
LOL!!
rico123

Joined: Mar 11
Posts: 33

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 10:45
Just read your haikus
You guys are a clever bunch
I just peed my pants!
peppymint

Joined: Aug 11
Posts: 99

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 10:55
Haikus are the best
But I love Fat Secret more
Hooray dieting!
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 11:22
I can not go poo
The popcorn has me backed up
Share your broccoli?
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
Lindsay6384

Joined: Aug 11
Posts: 70

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 11:33
salty salty chips
I can never eat just one
next stop-to my hips!
“What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination.”
ambtreh

Joined: Mar 12
Posts: 108

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 12:47
Love food spicy
Give me water icy
Weight loss looks dicey
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 20 Apr 2012, 12:56
Today's a great day
A nice healthy breakfast start
And burger for lunch

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
JessWhatINee...

Joined: Jan 12
Posts: 264

Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 16:47
i love to eat pork
just as much as a pig loves
not being bacon
sjcoray

Joined: May 10
Posts: 122

Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 16:53
Pancakes for breakfast
With syrup make me sleepy
Oops. What a mistake.

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 18:25
Time and time again...
My kids eat my pickles up!
Upgrade to gallon
Laughing
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **
rico123

Joined: Mar 11
Posts: 33

Posted: 25 Apr 2012, 07:06
I like to move it
move it. I like to move it
move it. I like to...
MillaLite

Joined: Feb 08
Posts: 148

Posted: 25 Apr 2012, 07:17
Fun community
Enjoying all's responses
Let's keep it going!
** You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it. –Albert Einstein **



 
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