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Terrylm1
Joined: Feb 12
Posts: 73
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Posted: 07 May 2012, 07:42
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with the basics...
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115" she says. The nurse puts her on the scale and finds that her weight is actually 150 and she tells the woman her findings.
The nurse then asks "What is your height?". "Five foot eight" the woman replies. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures five foot 4 and tells the woman her findings.
The nurse then proceeds to take her blood pressure and tells the woman that it looks very high.
"Of course it's high!" the woman screams. "When I came in here I was tall and slender, now I'm short and fat!!!"
HA HA HA!!! Happy Monday Everyone!
tlegerski
Joined: Mar 12
Posts: 55
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Posted: 07 May 2012, 07:54
That was super cute!
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